The lowdown on chastity.
For shits and giggles we bought a CB 3000. Reasons? Partly to stop me enjoying myself and help me to concentrate on doing other things, erm, like creating these blogs
Now it ain’t cheap, I know first hand it aint cheap! Anyhow, its quite entertaining for a bit.
It seems a good idea, but guys, here are my tips for wearing one.
1. Please, please, PLEASE, for your own sanity, spend some time playing with it (not yourself
) and making the fit just right. It comes with five different rings to go around
the shaft of the penis and balls. Make sure you find one that is not too big, but never never too small. Get it too small and nasty things can start happening to your ball sack! ie turns different colours (not good) or starts to swell) Too loose and it falls off, potential embarrasment!
2. Try it for a few hours before giving away the key. It would not be good to have to ask for the key back because its suddenly got v painful.
3. Wear it round the house to start (This is kinda baby steps, but it prevents embarrasing moments or potential issues) because if you have it too loose, it can fall off. Time to try a different configuration.
4. Once you have it done properly, ie setup feels right, there are one or two final mods to make, but it should be comfortable to wear. If it is still a little “slippy” or you want to be a little more kinky, these (points of intrigue) will spice it up a bit. These serve two purposes, one to help secure the CB3000 and secondly, stops you even trying to get a hard on with it on. Aversion therapy doesn’t come into it!!!! Be warned, these can be EXTREMELY painful if you get anywhere near erect Up to you on the severity. You have been warned. These also help prevent slipping it off for a quick one (not many men can, ie less than 5%) but you wont do it if these babies are attatched!.
5. If you intend to do it for real, make sure you wear tight fitting jockey shorts. This makes the bulge in your pants less noticable and also more “getawayable” with.
6. Clean clean clean. Talk to your keyholder about it, because although you can clean it with Q tips, i prefer to take it off and scrub it in hot water with a mild anti bac soap. If you dont clean daily, it will stink to high heaven and no one will want to go near it.
7. Don’t just shove the little fellow in their. Use some lube to make him fit easier. Baby oil seems to work for most and gives a comfortable result with least chaffing.
8. Make sure you trust the keyholder, after all it would be embarrasing to have to visit the ER to get it removed after an argument!
Oh and lastly, if you go through metal detectors, get some of these, it will prevent any problems going through metal detectors.