Ok, I buy sex toys, i’ll admit it So I purchased some new toys (an eye watering $397.84)

The mailman didn’t deliver, so I had to go pick it up. Off I went on my bike (yeah , dont laugh!) Only to find the “packet” was in fact a box. This was a problem. Hmm, how do I get all my goodies out that box and into my rucksack without the postman seeing! Cautiously is the answer. So 20 mins later, with a rucksack FULL of sex toys, I set off home. Great. Then I had a wierd thought, what would happen if i got knocked off my bike and the sex toys spilled all over the road. Could be v embarrasing!

Anyhow, got it home and had a look at it all. There were a few freebies I couldn’t look at whilst I was stuffing it all in my bag at the post office. It seems that at the moment, if you place an order, even a small order (I ordered the items at two different times!) you get a free half hour on Extreme Restraints pay per view. Only I got two because I put two orders in Haven’t used em yet but its a nice gift, an hour of naughty ladies and gents in kinky gear

Even better, they included demos of the free clunk click style bedroom sex kit (Can’t afford one just at the moment because my CC just got hammered for four hundred bucks!)

Thinking about it, the deals are bloody good at XR. If your a first time buyer, you can get a set of anal beads for $1, a free half hour pay per view movie, a kinky clunk click demo video all for perhaps less than $10 all said and done (if you buy a vibrator, not super kinky, but hey sex fun is sex fun)

Tommorows installment, i’ll show you what I bought. As well as the embarrasment of having to change the order !

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