“She glided down the stairs, her strapon swaying between her legs, she looked at me and said “Bend over boyfriend. Your ass is mine now” If your sitting there thinking WOW I wanna christmas present like that, you can. It’s a pretty simple formula but you have to follow it properly.

People, ladies more than men, digg the mental side of sex more than the physical act. So in order to get your playmate into “gear” so to speak just follow these simple rules.

1. It’s about you both
There is nothing worse than a partner that isn’t interested, or worse, just goes through the motions and makes you feel bad. I had this problem when we first got together, so I asked her to fill in one of these forms that give your partner some indication of whats enjoyable. If they don’t know what they fancy trying, just get them to put a question mark or asterisk by it, so that you know its a maybe.

2. Let them know that it’s fun and enjoyable. Its paradoxically not about the sex, ie its about showing the tender and kind side that sees sex as an extension of the normal relationship. Lots of Hugs, cuddles and comments over time go down well here. ie if they look lovely even without the strapon dildo on tell them so.

3. Plan to get fucked.
Ok I don’t mean do anything to assume your gonna get kinky but rather it could be very embarrasing to be caught out by your visitng relatives or even worse, the kids whilst tied up and covered in words like “Slut” scrawled in lipstick all over your chest (im assuming your a chap by the way, but lipstick can work both ways if you understand what I mean) So make sure your diary is clear and the kids are out

4. Splash (a small amount of) the cash
It’s all very well wanting to do kinky things, but without toys or even some rope, yer gonna have issues. Sorry. So even if you only have a small amount of cash to play with, for less than $20 you can get:

A vibrating Egg
some hot anal beads
Some good bondage specific rope

This is a good offer (yes, yes I know I keep harping on about it, but you won’t get this stuff any cheaper for the quality, and $20 aint a lot for a night of perverted sexual pleasure (that you can reuse several dozen times, so use each item more than a few times and it works out that it cost you a few bucks per kinky love session.

Be quick though because those freebie items are only whilst stocks last.

5. Back rubs and touchy feely
Well when was the last time you had a nice massage and fool around and didn’t enjoy it.

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